Abkhazian is the wizarding prison, apparently based on Azkaban Prison.
- Proffesor Sinister, for being "too gottik". She reappears without explanation three chapters later.
- Snap, after being tortured by Serious Blak, because he "trid 2 rap dem." Britney later breaks him out.
- Loopin, after being tortured by Serious Blak, because (with Snap) "dey r pedoz." Britney also breaks him out.
- Dumblydore, because "he is old and week he has kancer". He leaves the prison apparently on the same day and returns to Hogwarts to teach.
- Hargrid, apparently for his attempt to slip Ebony an "Amnesia Portion" in her cup of blood; he is also released by Britney.