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Dark-Lord- Dark-Lord- 9 September 2022
2

Theory: Snap is the true villain of My Immortal

Here is yet another crackpot theory about this train wreck of a fanfic, because I haven't got anything better to do: Snap is the true villain of My Immortal, who, as a fundamentalist Christian, tries to destroy everything related to goffikness.

In chapter 38, James tried to kill Lucian, which ultimately is revealed to be because Snap possessed him. During this time, Tom Satan Bombodil is still a goff, meaning he could not have commanded Snap to do so. It is explicitly said in the fic itself he only turned into the Bark Lord Volzemort because he suffered a borken hearth. Since Tom still wasn't Voldemort, he was still goffik. This means Snap possessed James on his own accord. This also means Snap acted against goffik people before Voldemort f…

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Dark-Lord- Dark-Lord- 18 June 2022
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My Immortal chapter 4 Alternate ending

Auithors notel: This is something I randomly came up with. Since the forbidden forest is home to all sorts of dangerous creatures, it is really strange how Draco and Enoby could take their time doin it without encountering any of them.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was……………………………………………… Aragog!

The spider came (ew, not in that way) towards us. I was so fucking afraid!

"DRACO HELP ME!" I yelled. But then the spider called his children and ate us. We screamed for help, hoping Dumblydore would come (Not in that way, u perv, y do u keep thinking dat!), but he was probably sleeping in his study. …

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Dark-Lord- Dark-Lord- 14 June 2022
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Character Canonicity Tier List: S to W

This is it, the final part in this series, in which I display my utter insanity in spending time sorting characters of a bad fanfic in how much they resemble their canon counterparts. For those of you who haven't read the previous parts, here is what I am doing; I am going to compare and score each My Immortal canon character to their Harry Potter counterparts. The score will be based on both the role of the character and their behavior. For example: if a character is a teacher in both My Immortal and Harry Potter and teaches the same subject, they will score high on the Role department.

The grades are as follows:

Plucked straight from canon!: This rating goes to characters who resemble their canon counterparts to such a degree, they might …

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Dark-Lord- Dark-Lord- 13 June 2022
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Character Canonicity Tier List: N to S

Since I have too much free time on my hands, I am going to compare and score each My Immortal canon character to their Harry Potter counterparts. The score will be based on both the role of the character and their behavior. For example: if a character is a teacher in both My Immortal and Harry Potter and teaches the same subject, they will score high on the Role department.

The grades are as follows:

Plucked straight from canon!: This rating goes to characters who resemble their canon counterparts to such a degree, they might as well be directly transplanted from the original series.

Something's off: Awarded to characters who are only slightly tainted by My Immortal, but can be recognized as their canon-counterparts.

I don't know you anymore!:

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Dark-Lord- Dark-Lord- 12 June 2022
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Character Canonicity Tier List: F to M

Since I have too much free time on my hands, I am going to compare and score each My Immortal canon character to their Harry Potter counterparts. The score will be based on both the role of the character and their behavior. For example: if a character is a teacher in both My Immortal and Harry Potter and teach the same subject, they will score high on the Role department.

The grades are as follows:

Plucked straight from canon!: This rating goes to characters who resemble their canon counterparts to such a degree, they might as well be directly transplanted from the original series.

Something's off: Awarded to characters who are only slightly tainted by My Immortal, but can be recognized as their canon-counterparts.

I don't know you anymore!: Fo…

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Dark-Lord- Dark-Lord- 11 June 2022
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Character Canonicity Tier List: A to D

Since I have too much free time on my hands, I am going to compare and score each My Immortal canon character to their Harry Potter counterparts. The score will be based on both the role of the character and their behavior. For example: if a character is a teacher in both My Immortal and Harry Potter and teach the same subject, they will score high on the Role department.

The grades are as follows:

Plucked straight from canon!: This rating goes to characters who resemble their canon counterparts to such a degree, they might as well be directly transplanted from the original series.

Something's off: Awarded to characters who are only slightly tainted by My Immortal, but can be recognized as their canon-counterparts.

I don't know you anymore!: Fo…

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Dark-Lord- Dark-Lord- 18 May 2022
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Theory: Enoby is a new and more powerful species of Dementor

Inspired by one of my own comments in the discussion forums of this wiki, I noticed there are several similarities between Ebony and a Dementor. To list them:

  • Both seem to suck out all the joy out of their immediate surroundings. People who were near a Dementor describe as if they could never feel happy again. People who spend time near Enoby are suddenly obsessed with goffikness, suicide, depressing movies and music and suddenly gain sad and dramatic backstories.
  • Both thrive in horribly depressing conditions. The reason why Dementors suck all the joy away, is because they thrive in the sorrowful conditions they create. This sounds really like Ebony, who is obsessed with everything that is linked to depression. Just look at the amount of dep…
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Dark-Lord- Dark-Lord- 2 May 2022
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Theory: Da Death Deelers are actually the true heroes of the story.

After listening to the entire story as read by Overly Sarcastic Productions, I suddenly came up with this crackpot theory; Voldemort and his Death Deelers are actually aware of being in a bad fan fiction and try very hard to restore the universe to its canon state.

Voldemort, being one of the most powerful and knowledgeable wizards alive, realized something was wrong. The fact he now needed a broomstick to fly instead of doing so unsupported was evidence enough. He pinpointed the source of this problem to Ebony. So, in an attempt to restore the universe to normal, he attacked Ebony during chapter nine.

Sadly, Ebony's powers proved too much for Voldemort, so he decided to pick another tactic; He used legillimency (telekinesis) on her and saw …

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RumbridgeXVolzemort RumbridgeXVolzemort 19 April 2022
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Thanks

Thanks to everyone who's made recent edits to the wiki!

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Goffikologist Goffikologist 18 March 2022
3

dude goths lmao

save button

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Big McLargeHuge Big McLargeHuge 6 November 2020
3

new categories

New category for films and brands. did I miss any>

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Big McLargeHuge Big McLargeHuge 24 September 2020
3

blugs

u kan now do bligs on hear

mcr rox

preps fuck off

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Solar penguin Solar penguin 20 October 2017
2

5 god reveiws

Whenever Tara says she'll only continue if she get's "5 god reviows" I keep imagining she wants something like this...

JEHOVA - An al popose god dat duz a bit of evryfing but duznt specilaise in doing nefing well. Perfict if ur da kind of booring preppy looser who only wnts 1 god - 1/10

PAN - Has goats legs whitch is kinda goffik kuz goata are a goffik animal, but he palys borin sth Amrican music on doze pipes wich is kinda prep - 5/10

ODIN - Da most goffik god. He has ravenz (geddit like raven - I luv u grl) and an iPatch (tho you cant lissen to muzick on it) and hes a Norse (geddit like da Norses offace) - 8/10

FLAVIA - Calls herslef da god of bad assery and sayz shes a goffik, but da only goffik god of bad assey is Satan so whats she talkin…

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Solar penguin Solar penguin 20 October 2017
2

spling mistooks

I've touched on this in comments posted about the wiki, but I feel like it needs to be explained properly in one place.

I think the spelling mistakes (and more importantly, the patterns of spelling mistakes) in My Immortal mean it was for real, not a troll fic.

I say that because I've tried writing deliberately so-bad-it's-good fic in the past. (Not a genuine troll fic, since I admitted it was a parody from the start, but the principle is the same. Close enough, anyway.) I soon worked out that there are four - yes, count 'em, four - different types of bad spelling:

  • Deliberate Molesworth-style "Down Wiv Skool" spelling to show the world how rebellious you are. Because this is done for effect, you need to make sure everyone can still read your stor…
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EmeraldReaper EmeraldReaper 4 September 2017
1

Update

Hi; as of now I am very busy with school work. It was also the reason for my absence earlier on in the year.

There has been a lot of activity here and I have no idea what's going on as I simply don't have the time to look through it. Please let me know if you need anything; I might not respond for a while but I will get round to it eventually.

Thank you for understanding.

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Rylasasin Rylasasin 15 April 2017
3

Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

Harry Potter and the Mathods of Ratinality is a stoopid fic starring a very preppy version of Harry Potter doing preppy things in a very ungottik version of Hogwarts.


  • 1 History
  • 2 Plot
  • 3 Characters
    • 3.1 Names
    • 3.2 Character List
  • 4 Themes
  • 5 Writing Style
  • 6 No But Seriously,
  • 7 Links


It was ritten in 2010 by some geezer named Eleers Udoskey from a boring place called "Less Wrong", as if! And ended in 2015. Unlike My Immortal it was never deleted, plus there is a podcast. For sum reason, it is longer than teh first four books combined! Wow, who has tim to read all of dat?

And yet dis paice of crap has more god reviows than My Immortal. WHY? WHUT IS WRONG WITH U STUPID PREPZ?!

Dere was also a Sims 3 Machinima but it stopped at Chap 40. Ha ha ha prepz.


Da storee asks teh dum…




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AkiraFudo6669 AkiraFudo6669 10 March 2017
2

Hi can I be admin?

I'm pretty new to wikia and I wanna polish up the My Immortal wiki and try to make it look a bit more "goffik" im not the best at editing but can I be given a shot? (How do I get promoted to admin?)

Fangz.

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Icecream18 Icecream18 2 January 2017
4

The Mystery Solved

My Immortal was deleted, but Tara's account was not. One of her favorite authors was this guy, who admits to trolling and mentions Tara in his bio:

I'VE OFFICIALLY RETIRED. I DON'T TROLL ANYMORE. PLEASE DON'T CONTACT ME. I'M OVER TARA GILESBIE OR WHATEVER. YOU KNOW THE DEAL. -TODD.

This was last updated October 2014.

Could he be Tara, or at least related to the story somehow? Tara did favorite him, after all.

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EmeraldReaper EmeraldReaper 1 December 2016
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Personal notice

Thanks to all the contributers and editors recently for keeping the wiki relatively active and for helping out.

I'm not sure if or when the other admins will come back but I'll try my best to run the wiki for a while.

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GardevoirXLunaLovegood GardevoirXLunaLovegood 15 September 2016
3

Mary Sue Much?

Hey, if you're afraid your character's like Ebony,

No reason to be afraid,

GardevoirXLunaLovegood's here to save the day!

Mary Sue much?

Oh no!

Mary Sue much?

Uh-oh!

If you don't wanna write like Tara Gilesbie,

I'm here,

And my advice is free!

Mary Sue much?

Oh no!

Mary Sue much?

Uh-oh!

Never fear, I'm here!

To get rid of Mary Sues and save the day!

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