Draco and Ebony return to the school by broom. They have sex while listening to Linkin Park.

In the morning, they go down to the "Grate Hall," where they discover that Dumblydore has redecorated. The pink-painted walls and tables have now been painted black, however Dumblydore has left the "poser band" posters up on the walls. B'loody Mary, Willow, Vampire, Dracula and Draco all sit together and discuss the hotness of Billie Joe Armstrong, Mikey Way and Gerard Way.

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Dumblydore arrives. He has had a makeover - he now wears white foundation and has dyed his "hare" and beard black. He asks the goffs to call him Albert. The goffs think he is a poser and posit that he is having a mid-life crisis.


  • I SED STUP FLAMMING! if u do, den ur a fuken prep!
  • BTW, you can call me Albert.

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