Chapter Forty Two, or "da blak parade", is the forty-second chapter of My Immortal.
Enoby, Hedwig, Satan, James, Serious, Snap, and Lucian are in Dumblydore's office for attempting to film a sex tape on-campus. Dumblydore listens to preppy music on Ebony's ipod while he chastises the students. For some reason her ipod slowly turns into Morty McFli's blak tim machine, but Dumblydore doesn't appear notice. Enoby tells everyone to jump into it, but only Satan follows her.
Once the two in the present, and they meet up with Egogy's friends, Satan worries that Enoby may not like him anymore because they are from different times, but she reassures him. She lets him listen to her ipod and he falls asleep. Professor Sinister, now peculiarly free from Abkhazian, runs into the room. She tells Enoby that Snap, Loopin, and Hargrid are back at the school because Britney freed him from Azerbaijan. Enoby then says that she has something important to do.
She runs sexily to the "Grate Hall", but on the way she sees Britney laughing and decides to torture her with a Crucious Curse. She sees the camera Snap and Loopin had used to film the video of her in her hand, and replaces the tape inside with the tape of Voldemort and Hedwig. When Enoby eventually gets to the Grate Hall, she sees Vampire Potter. He is wearing a black leather "Jackson" and black congress shoes, looking more like Joel Madden then ever. Then the "Dork Mark" appears. The two split up, and Ebony then goes into the Grate Hall (despite the preceding paragraph stating she'd already gone in).
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- "I've had enough of u Satanists in my school!" shouted Dumbledore spuriously.
- "You dunderheads!1111111111" screamed Dumbledore wisely as we went.
- I explained 2 her why I was alive.
- “Crucious!!!!!!!!!1” I shouted selectively pontificating my blak wand and she started screaming koz she was being tortured and I laughed sodistically. “No!!!!!!1 Help me!!!!!!1 Please!!!!!!!!1” Britney screamed terrifiedly. I put up my middle finger at her.
- I wus so worried you died!" moaned Vampire.
- "I know but Im a vampire lol.
- “I NO BUT WE HAV 2 FIND HIM.” I SED SMARTY.
- It is one of the few chapter to be named and the last one to bear a title.