Enoby, Hedwig, Satan, James, Serious, Snap and Lucian are in Dumblydore's office. Dumblydore listens to Ebony's ipod. For some reason her ipod turns into Morty McFli's blak tim machine, but Dumblydore doesn't notice. Enoby tells everyone to jump into it, but only Satan follows her.
Once in the future with Satan, he worries that Enoby may not like him anymore becuase they are from different times. She lets him listen to her ipod and he falls asleep. Professor Sinister runs into the room. She tells Enoby that Snape came back because Britney freed him from Azerbaijan. Enoby then says that she has something important to do. She runs sexily to the "Grate Hall" but on the way she sees Britney laughing and decides to torture her. When Enoby eventually gets to the Grate Hall, she sees Vampire Potter. He is wearing a black leather "Jackson" and black congress shoes, looking more like Joel Madden then ever. Then the "Dork Mark" appears. She then goes into the Grate Hall (despite the preceding paragraph stating she'd already gone in).
- nd den hairy wil have 2 kommit suicide so voldimort will die koz he will rilly be a horcrox!111
- omg I hope draco nd harry get 2getha dat will be so shmexxy, wont it? If dey don't den JKR is hamophobic!111111
- "I've had enough of u Satanists in my school!" shouted Dumbledore spuriously.
- "You dunderheads!1111111111" screamed Dumbledore wisely as we went.
- I explained 2 her why I was alive.
- I wus so worried you died!" moaned Vampire.
- "I know but Im a vampire lol.