Enoby introduces herself to the reader, starting the very first long description of what a character is wearing. We find her on a snowy and rainy day at Hogwarts, where a lot of preps are staring at her, resulting in her flipping them the middle finger. Draco then appears, attempting to begin a conversation with Ebony but, because of his shyness and her friends calling her away, he is unable to continue anything.
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