Hogsmeade hosts another MCR concert. Draco and Ebony attend. Voldemort crashes the concert with his Death Deelers. They have cleverly disguised themselves as the band by wearing masks.

Suddenly and inexplicably, the story jumps to Draco and Ebony arguing over whether they should attend the concert at all. Ebony is concerned that they will again be overcome with lust. Draco suggests an escort; Ebony accuses him of being a prep or "Christina."

B'loody Mary reveals that Willow has been expelled for skipping math. B'loody Mary also admits that she murdered Willow, and then Loopin "did it with her cause he's a necphilak." Ebony thinks this is kawaii.

Having decided to go to the MCR concert, Ebony says she needs a new outfit; B'loody Mary agrees, and introduces her to Tom Rid's ultra-goffik clothes shop. He shows them the clothes kept only for "da real goffs" since posers like Snap and Loopin try to shop at his store. Tom gives Ebony a new dress for free because she is so hot. When he says he might see her at the concert, she calls him a perv.

Hargrid then flies in and tells Ebony she must return to the castle.

Author's Notes

The fight over the sweater and poster comes into full force in this chapter, with Tara declaring, "raven u suk u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn swteet ur supsd 2 rit dis! Raven wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis!"

Notable Quotes

  • We ran happily to Hogsmede. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly.
  • "So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?" - Ebony
  • I was flattened cause that's not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me! - Ebony
  • B'loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. "Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he's a necphilak."

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