Enoby thinks she sees Draco in the Conmen Room, but it turns out to be someone called Lucan. (Presumably either Lucian Malfoy or the real-life Lord Lucan who disappeared mysteriously in November 1974.)
Lucan is in a band called XBlakXTearX with Serious, Vampire’s dad, and Snap, who are currently sitting in a corner of the room cutting themselves. They are due to open for Marylin Mason that night even though their their lead singer has "contempted suicide by silting her rists.”
Enoby offers to become their new lead singer. They play Gurn Day's Bolevrad of Broken Dremz (even though it hadn't been written in the 1980s) and she sings it for them. They agree to let her join.
She leaves to buy new clothes for the concert rather than rehearsing or learning songs, but before she can get very far, she meets Morty McFli who sends her back to the present with his blak tim machine.
"AN: fangz 2 suzi 4 da idea!1 u rok! fuk of prepz!11111111 fangz 2 raven 4 di help u rok gurl!1 ps im gong 2 end da stroy rlly sun so FUK U!111 oh yah nd if u no eny gofik namz plz tel me koz I ned 1 4 serius!1 fangz."
(Yes, apparently the name "Sirius Black" isn't gothic enough for Tara!)