Enoby wakes up to find Draco has gone. She gets dressed. Sodomize arrives and quickly persuades the reluctant Enoby to come to Profesor Sinistor's office instead of having more casual sex and listening to more music..

As they walk, he explains that Snipe and Loopin are now in Abkhazian, and Draco and Vampira are watching Da Nigtmare b4 Xmas.

Enoby arrives at Sinister's office. (Instead of giving us a detailed description of Sinister's dress, Tara unsuccessfully attempts to link to a picture of it. Maybe even she's getting bored with all her obsessive clothes detail!)

Enoby jumps into the Prinsive and finds herself eating breakfast in the crowded Grate Hall in the past. She's sitting next to Tom Satan Bombodil, while Professor Slutborn is standing on a nearby table. No-one seems to have noticed anything odd about her appearing.

Satan invites her out on a date to see "The Exercise at da movies" followed by a "Marylin Mason contort" in Hogsemade that evening.

Author's Note

AN: SHOT DA FOK UP PREPZ!1111 hav u even red de story!11 u r proly al just prepz nd posrs so FUK U!111 fangz 2 raven 4 da help!1

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