Enoby suddenly sees all her friends, and starts telling them what happened on her trip to the past. Then they discuss what to do next.
B’lody Mary suggests going to Hot Topik to buy new outfits for Enoby's date with Satan and for when she plays with XBlakXTearX. Profesor Trevolry would rather they all had a groop kutting session instead.
Darko is more practical, and suggests getting potions to cure Trevolry's addiction and help Enoby seduce Satan. Willow had been in favour of the shopping trip but changes her mind on hearing Drako's potion idea and points out that it's time for potions klass anyway.
The class is being taught by Cornelio Fuck because Dumblydore, Snip and Loopin have all been sent to Azkhabian. Enoby and her friends are more interested in gossiping about how Snape used to be gottik. Cornelio Fuk shouts at them and stomps off to get Profesor Bridge.
Once he's gone, Enoby drinks some blood mixed with beer, but Hairgrid comes out of a cupboard and tries to add amnesia potion to her drink. Darko and Vampire beat him up sexily.
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