Morty McFli's blak tim machine is a time travelling vehicle owned by Morty McFli and later Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. He gave it to Ebony in chapter 35 to let her return to the 2000's, after which she uses it to travel through time on two more occasions. Each time after the first, though, she must first find it. It is capable of disguising itself as an iPod. This is probably because the tim machine isn't just any tim machine. It is a blak tim machine, meaning that it has special Vampire/goffik powers.
- After Morti McFli gives it to her in Chapter Thirty Five, Ebony uses it to return to the present.
- In Chapter Thirty Seven, Ebony finds the tim machine in Professor Sinister's office, which she uses to avoid Albert Dumblydore by travelling to the nineties.
- The blak tim machine can be used to listen to music; it appears Morty McFli had downloaded "shitty Avril Levine" music onto it, as Dumblydore listened to the song on the tim machine while Ebony visited 1990.
- In Chapter Forty Two, past Dumblydore had found Ebony's iPod, which unbeknownst to him was the tim machine in disguise. Ebony used it to return to the present, but Satan followed her into the machine and ended up travelling forward with her.