Proffesor McGoggle is a Hair of Magical Magic Creatures teacher at Hogwarts School in England. She is generally disapproving of the "HORNY SIMPLETONS" in her class. This is understandable, as she interrupts Draco and Ebony having sex, as well as Ebony and Vampire making out in her classroom.
She may also be associated with Da Death Deelers. In Chapter 29, she and Snap work together to chain up Ebony, Draco, and Vampire in a weird room with white stones all around it." Another possibility is that Snap was possessing her, as he is revealed to be capable of later in the story.
Every time McGonagall appears in the story, it is to interrupt or chastise Draco and Ebony for having sex; the quotes reflect this fact.
- "Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGonagall.
- "STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else.
- "CUM NOW!1!" Preacher McGongel yielded.
- "Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!" yelled Proffesor McGoggle.
- Profesor McGoogle did a spell so that we were all chained up. She took out a box of tools. Den she said "OK Serverus I'm going 2 go now." She left.