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Harry "Vampire" Potter is a Goth attending Hogwarts School in England. He is known to engage in spontaneous humping with Enoby, thus making him a HORNY SIMPLETON.

AppearanceEdit

Vampire is a "gothic boy" with a pale white face. He has spiky black hair with red streaks in it and wears "so much eyeliner that I [sic] was going down his face". He also wears black lipstick and blak nail polish. Like Draco Malfoy, he wears red contact lenses. However, he also apparently has "red whites" in his eyes. He has a "manly stubble on his chin" and has a sexy English accent. Unfortunately, he looks exactly like Joel Madden. He no longer wears glasses and no longer has a scar - Diabolo Weasley somehow changed the scar into a pentagram, and Vampire always covers it up with a layer of foundation. It changes back to a lightning bolt during a vision later in the narrative.

BackgroundEdit

Vampire is bisexual. He used to date Draco Malfoy. He also used to date Britney, a "stupid preppy fucker." This broke Draco's heart. After Draco commits suicide and yet somehow also simultanously is held by Voldemort "in bondage," Vampire and Ebony begin making out in Professor McGoggle's class (thus making him, according to McGoggle, a "HORNY SIMPLETON").

Vampire belongs to Ebony's goffik band, Bloody Gothic Rose 666, despite the two goths only having met each other that morning. Vampire also owns a blak car given to him by his dogfather, Serious Blak. It has a plate on the front that reads MCR666, and on the back plate, it reads ENOBY. He uses the car to drive Ebony to an MCR concert. After Draco finds them at the concert together, they go to Dumbledore's office, where Vampire and Draco get into a fight over Ebony. However, later in the story, Vampire gets along so well with Draco and Ebony that he agrees to make an adult film of the two of them "doin it".

Vampire's father, Samoro Potter, also makes an appearance in the story when Ebony goes back in time to 1980.

Some readers have joked that Vampire is actually a trans man since he has a womb[1] and breasts[2].

Vampire's Role in the StoryEdit

Other than providing sexual tension in Draco and Ebony's relationship, Vampire's main role in the story involves Voldemort's master plan. Voldemort wants Vampire dead, and gives Ebony a gun. Voldemort threatens to kill Draco if she does not shoot Vampire. Despite being in close proximity to Vampire several times, Voldemort still insists that Ebony kill Vampire.

Later in the story, Snap and McGoogle trap Ebony, Vampire and Draco. Snap, being one of Vlodemort's death deelers, gives Ebony a knife and tells her, "U must stab Vrompire" and "If u don't then I'll rap Draco!1", once again sticking to the plan to get Ebony to kill Vampire.

References Edit

  1. Chapter 11: Suddenly Vampire ran in. “Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb.
  2. Chapter 21: “No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!” Vampire said under his breast in a disgusted way.

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