Harry "Vampire" Potter is a Goth attending Hogwarts School in England. He is known to engage in spontaneous humping with Enoby, thus making him a HORNY SIMPLETON.


Vampire is a "gothic boy" with a pale white face. He has spiky black hair with red streaks in it and wears "so much eyeliner that I [sic] was going down his face". He also wears black lipstick and blak nail polish. Like Draco Malfoy, he wears red contact lenses. However, he also apparently has "red whites" in his eyes. He has a "manly stubble on his chin" and has a sexy English accent. Unfortunately, he looks exactly like Joel Madden. He no longer wears glasses and no longer has a scar: Diabolo Weasley somehow changed the scar into a pentagram, and Vampire always covers it up with a layer of foundation. It changes back to a lightning bolt during a vision later in the narrative.


Vampire, like all male goffs, is bisexual. He used to date Draco Malfoy, before dumping him to date Britney the prep, breaking Draco's heart. After Draco commits suicide and yet somehow also simultaneously is held by Voldemort "in bondage," Vampire and Ebony begin making out in Professor McGoggle's class (thus making him, according to McGoggle, a "HORNY SIMPLETON").

Vampire belongs to Ebony's goffik band, Bloody Gothic Rose 666, despite the two goths only having first met each other rather recently in the story's narrative. Vampire also owns a blak car given to him by his dogfather, Serious Blak. It has a plate on the front that reads MCR666, and on the back plate, it reads ENOBY. He uses the car to drive Ebony to an MCR concert. After Draco finds them at the concert together, they go to Dumbledore's office, where Vampire and Draco get into a fight over Ebony. However, later in the story, Vampire gets along so well with Draco and Ebony that he agrees to make an adult film of the two of them "doin it".

Vampire's father, Samoro Potter, also makes an appearance in the story when Ebony goes back in time to 1980.

Some readers have joked that Vampire is actually a trans man, since he has both a womb[1] and breasts[2].

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Role in the StoryEdit

Other than providing sexual tension for Draco and Ebony's relationship, Vampire's main role in the story is being the focus of Voldemort's master plan. Voldemort wants Vampire dead, and his primary method involves giving Ebony a gun and threatening to kill Draco if she does not shoot Vampire. Despite being in close proximity to Vampire several times throughout the story, Voldemort still insists that Ebony be the one to kill Vampire. It is also not known why Voldemort wants specifically Vampire dead, since Ebony is later revealed to be the only one who can defeat Voldemort. Logically, Voldemort would want Ebony killed, but instead still obsessively longs to kill Harry.

Later in the story, Snap and McGoogle kidnap Ebony, Vampire and Draco. Snap, being one of Vlodemort's death deelers, gives Ebony a knife and tells her, "U must stab Vrompire" and "If u don't then I'll rap Draco!1", once again sticking to the plan to get Ebony to kill Vampire, at the cost of Draco's well-being.

Difference from the original Edit

Oh boy, where to start....

To state the obvious, unlike Vampire, the real Harry Potter is not gothic, doesn't wear makeup and doesn't call himself Vampire. He also has no fascination with the taste of human blood whatsoever.

Vampire is also stated to have previously been in a romantic relationship with Draco Malfoy, while staying on good terms after said relationship ended, even occasionally participating in sexual activities with him and Ebony. In the real Harry Potter series, Harry and Draco have always had very hostile relationship. Harry disliked Draco's arrogant attitude when they first met, while Draco never forgave Harry for refusing his offer of friendship. Therefore, almost every encounter resulted in at least a verbal battle between the two rivals.

His relationships with other characters are shown to be equally out of character, as he is seen beating up Hargrid, while his interactions with Albert Dumblydore are negligible. The few times they do interact, it is always via Ebony and always in a negative light. In the original books, Hagrid is one of Harry's first friends he made upon learning of his wizarding heritage, while Dumbledore was somewhat of a father figure to him

Harry, personality-wise, was known to be headstrong, brave and selfless. If one of the people he cared about was in danger, he wouldn't hesitate to jump into the fray and try to save said person, to the point of even risking his own life to do so. He also rarely showed any signs of vulnerability, preferring to display his frustrations in fits of anger, rather than in tears. Vampire, on the other hand, is a very emotionally unstable boy, who starts crying tears of blood at the slightest setback. He is also sort of a satellite to Ebony, as he barely does anything without her influencing his behavior.

Possibly the biggest difference is the fact that he is no longer the main character. In the original series, the viewpoint of the story was of his, while in My Immortal, the perspective has shifted towards Ebony and her romantic woes. He is also no longer the Chosen One. In the original series, a prophecy was formulated about the downfall of the Dark Lord Voldemort, in which Harry would play a key part. This resulted in Voldemort going after him when he was a baby to prevent the prophecy from coming to pass, resulting in the death of his parents. In My Immortal, however, the one who is able vanquish the Dark Lord is revealed to be none other than Ebony.

Interesting to note is that despite Ebony being the only threat to Voldemort, the dark wizard still wants to obsessively kill Harry "Vampire" Potter. The fact that Voldemort wants him dead could therefore be seen as the only similarity to his canon counterpart.

References Edit

  1. Chapter 11: Suddenly Vampire ran in. “Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb.
  2. Chapter 21: “No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!” Vampire said under his breast in a disgusted way.